Meet the Spartans is a wonderfully funny movie if you think that bucketloads of fake bodily fluids being sprayed on people is the essence of comedy. Also if you think that a man pulling off his nipple is funny. Or if you think it’s so funny to make a pop culture reference that you don’t actually have to make a joke.
The people who keep making these stupid comedies should just stop. Stop. Now.
And yes. I rented it and watched it (on Blu-Ray, no less) all the way through and I’m ashamed.