Thursday, August 21, 2008

HEALTH- STDs: Sexually Transmitted Demons

Back in the day the worst sexually transmitted disease you could get would only make you blind and insane. Then one developed that would give you a lingering death over many years. Now the newest threat to playas everywhere- DEMON POSSESSION!

Fr. Jeremy Davies warns us that we can catch demons from all sorts of other things. You can pick them up at your yoga class, or from your acupuncturist. You can even get them off the newspaper while you are reading your horoscope. Like cooties!

Actually the interesting thing about this is that because he’s a priest it’s taken seriously. What would otherwise be the raving of an old man suddenly becomes sage spiritual wisdom. Now THAT’S the power of religion for you.

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