Huckabee- the Jebus freak- he doesn’t’ want to nail you, he just wants to be your friend
Paul- the crazy one- who appeals to the intellectual in you
Guliani- the dangerous one- who will keep you safe, even though he hasn’t so far
Romney- the dreamy one- the human chin
Thompson- the Thing- scary but huge
McCain- the sullen, angry one- he’s old but he’s a rebel.